Awards
The My Junior Prom Award for Being Sad on the Dance Floor
Runner-up: Darlene Schermerhorn, wherever you are.
Dec 12, 2013Runner-up: Darlene Schermerhorn, wherever you are.
Dec 12, 2013Runner-up: Kanye West. (Just kidding.)
Dec 11, 2013Runner-up: My stress-related inability to watch Breaking Bad.
Dec 11, 2013Runner-up: Iron Lung’s White Glove Test.
Dec 10, 2013Runner-up: Michael Fassbender’s beard.
Dec 10, 2013Runner-up: Tearjerker, Hiding.
Dec 19, 2012Runner-up: that girl Julie who deigned to let me flirt with her freshman year. Hey Julie, I’m on the internet!
Dec 19, 2012Runner-up: Grand Salvo’s Slay Me In My Sleep.
Dec 19, 2012Runner-up: Carly Rae and Whats-Her-Bucket.
Dec 19, 2012