Awards
The "Whoa, Dark Side of the Moon Really DOES Sync up to The Wizard of Oz" Award for Melting the Faces of College Freshmen
Runner-up: Harsh Toke.
Dec 14, 2013
Awards
The "This is What Technocracy Looks Like" Award for Best Use of the Skype Startup Sound in Music
Runner-up: James Ferraro’s “Global Lunch,” which is actually from 2011 but you try finding something more recent.
Dec 14, 2013
Awards
The Mark Kozelek Award for Slow Dancing With Grouchy Commuters
Runner-up: Laurel Halo’s dad.
Dec 13, 2013
Awards
The "No, Fuck YOU, Upstairs Neighbors" Award for Blowing Out My Computer Speakers on Two Separate Occasions
Runner-up: Banging on the ceiling with a skillet.
Dec 13, 2013
Awards
The Tri-Annual Steve Mason Can't Get Himself Arrested in North America Award
Runner-up: The Regal Years.
Dec 13, 2013
Awards
The My Junior Prom Award for Being Sad on the Dance Floor
Runner-up: Darlene Schermerhorn, wherever you are.
Dec 12, 2013
Awards
The Rodney Dangerfield Award for We Can’t Get No Respect
Runner-up: Kanye West. (Just kidding.)
Dec 11, 2013
Awards
The "It's Not You, It's Me" Award
Runner-up: My stress-related inability to watch Breaking Bad.
Dec 11, 2013
Awards
The Tenuous and Highly Anecdotal Neil Young Award for Best Grindcore Record
Runner-up: Iron Lung’s White Glove Test.
Dec 10, 2013