Awards
The Peter Krause is Still a Man! Award for “Tearing” Up
Runner-up: Tearjerker, Hiding.
Dec 19, 2012
Awards
The “Bangs A Make Her Dance” Award for Hot Girl Exceptionalism
Runner-up: that girl Julie who deigned to let me flirt with her freshman year. Hey Julie, I’m on the internet!
Dec 19, 2012
Awards
The Gonorrhea Award for Year's Most Unexpected Slow Burn
Runner-up: Grand Salvo’s Slay Me In My Sleep.
Dec 19, 2012
Awards
The Jane Austen or E.L. James (or Walter White?) Award for Chemistry
Runner-up: Carly Rae and Whats-Her-Bucket.
Dec 19, 2012
Awards
The White Stag Award for Portland As Fuckest Song of the Year
Runner-up: AU’s Both Lights, which is like one big song!
Dec 18, 2012
Awards
The Huston and Hawks Award for Most Bana-Noirs Video of the Year
Runner-up: Chromatics, “Lady”
Dec 18, 2012
Awards
Lifetime Achievement Award for Greatest Contributions to the Low "C" String
Runner-up: whoever did Justin Beiber slowed down 800% (I know it’s three years old, I only just finished it).
Dec 18, 2012
Awards
Y'all Kids Should Have More Respect for Yer Elders Award
Runners-up: Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart.
Dec 18, 2012