Cokemachineglow

Crave the Gunk

I’ve named it Gaunt the Typewriter. The family is furious with me.

Sep 23, 2010

Kanye West has grown too immense for mere parody. Sure, he careens across the zeitgeist like a rapidly-deflating zeppelin, and...

Sep 10, 2010

THE GAP FAM!!!

Sep 02, 2010

Who did it first is irrelevant. Numerous 4chan-types have taken credit…but ultimately it’s just a Justin Bieber song really slowed...

Aug 24, 2010

Sarah McLachlan has a new record out. It’s her first in seven years, and directly addresses the dissolution of her...

Aug 07, 2010

Obviously, CMG is not a movie review site. Sometimes I desperately wish it was. Not often, but sometimes. Sometimes...

Aug 03, 2010

As pointed out in her latest post, “sometimes blogs lead to good things.” This in reference to All Time...

Jul 07, 2010

First off, I won’t deny that I’m a huge fan. I can’t think of a better three-album run than Surfer...

Jun 11, 2010

If Chuck Palahniuk had worn cycling shorts, would you still feel cool at his signings? It’s a question readers in...

May 29, 2010