Cokemachineglow

Lady Gaga is a tool of the Illuminati

There are times in the annals of criticism when an object is so dense with meaning that the only proper...

Nov 12, 2009

So apparently I’m too late and Spike Jonze has demanded that the entire Internet, and that includes Kanye, take down...

Nov 09, 2009

Swordfishtrombones was about wet socks and depression, after all.

Nov 09, 2009

Lil’ Wayne might actually be a computer virus. Search his name in my Google reader and I get a denunciation...

Nov 06, 2009

Towards the end of You Weren’t There, someone laments that Chicago has been forgotten in punk rock’s history outside of...

Nov 04, 2009

In my continuing quest (oh, it exists, and it is fraught with both peril and rewards) to antagonize Liam Gallagher...

Oct 28, 2009

Careful CMG readers might have picked up on the fact that I like baseball. A lot. The caveat being...

Oct 28, 2009

Mr. Judy, the curmudgeonly antagonist from the Wall Street Journal story linked above, is meant to make...

Oct 27, 2009

As I’ve long suspected Wayne Coyne turns out to be a magician. Not a wizard, that’s an important distinction. I’d...

Oct 26, 2009