Awards
The "All Things Considered Shouldn’t Mean All Things Considered" Award for the Danger Involved in Being Blindly Open-Minded
Runner-up: …Mumford & Sons, maybe? Seems like they’d be into that shit.
Dec 10, 2010
Awards
The You Don't Really Appreciate Rihanna Until She's Not There Award
a.k.a. The “Fuck Vonnegutt, Seriously, What is this Shit?” Award
Dec 10, 2010
Awards
The Simon Cowell Flies to Haiti Award for Meteorological Cash-In of the Year
Runners-up: “Singin’ in the Rain”; anything recorded using solar technology.
Dec 10, 2010
Awards
The 3rd Annual Beanie Sigel Award for Mainstream Rap Shit that Only I (and Maybe Clay) Truly Understand
Runner-up: not Nicki Minaj.
Dec 10, 2010
Awards
The Almost Award for Getting There (But Not Quite Getting There)
Or The Boogz Award for Top Notch Boogzery
Awards
The "If a Tree Falls in the Forest and Nobody is Around to Hear It...." Award
Runner-up: Grimes’ 2pm set at our Halifax Pop Explosion showcase. Y’all missed out.
Dec 09, 2010
Awards
The Hair of the Dog Award for Most Successful Hangover Cure
Runner-up: Four motherfucking Loko. In your coffee.
Dec 09, 2010
Awards
The Hannah Arendt Award for Embodying the Banality of Evil
Runner-up: Don Cherry taking those “left-wing pinkos” down a notch.
Dec 09, 2010