Awards
The Anthony Burgess Memorial Award for Most Unfortunate Recording to Be Associated With Pain and Anguish Through Conditioning
DUNH DUNH DUHHHHNNN
Dec 17, 2009
Awards
The Macbeth Award for Shakespearean Hubris
Thou liest, thou shag-hair’d villain!
Dec 17, 2009
Awards
The I Am Irrevocably Disturbed For Having Chaperoned A High School Dance Where The DJ Played This Song Award
Lindsay hopes that writing this is the first step in purging it from her mind forever.
Dec 17, 2009
Awards
The “Keanu Reeves in Dogstar” Award for Credible Shift into Indie Rock
Runners up: Joaquin Phoenix’s Stickin’ It 2 Diddy: Live from Psychiatric, everything by Miley Cyrus.
Dec 17, 2009
Awards
The I Was Briefly Not Embarrassed to be From New Jersey While Watching MTV Award
Award for best link-within-an-award: that Thurston Moore/Beck interview.
Dec 17, 2009
Awards
The Incompetence in Contrasting Happy Music and Depressing Lyrics Award
Is that “fuck suicide” like a command or a noun?
Dec 17, 2009