Awards
The Agaetis Byrjun Award for Album I'll Only Listen to in the Shittiest Depths of Winter
Runner-up: anything recorded by Supersilent, ever.
Dec 12, 2010
Awards
The Chronicles Award for Making Shitty Parts of the Back Catalog Seem Ideologically Sound
Runner-up: Life: Keith Richards.
Dec 12, 2010
Awards
The Julian Assange Award for Fucking with Everybody for the Sake of Fucking with Everybody
Runner up: Hurley. Take that, human race.
Dec 11, 2010
Awards
The Fuck Adult Swim Award for Turning Potentially Universal Art into Background Music for Bong Rips
Runner-up: Flying Lotus
Dec 11, 2010
Awards
The "All Things Considered Shouldn’t Mean All Things Considered" Award for the Danger Involved in Being Blindly Open-Minded
Runner-up: …Mumford & Sons, maybe? Seems like they’d be into that shit.
Dec 10, 2010
Awards
The You Don't Really Appreciate Rihanna Until She's Not There Award
a.k.a. The “Fuck Vonnegutt, Seriously, What is this Shit?” Award
Dec 10, 2010
Awards
The Simon Cowell Flies to Haiti Award for Meteorological Cash-In of the Year
Runners-up: “Singin’ in the Rain”; anything recorded using solar technology.
Dec 10, 2010
Awards
The 3rd Annual Beanie Sigel Award for Mainstream Rap Shit that Only I (and Maybe Clay) Truly Understand
Runner-up: not Nicki Minaj.
Dec 10, 2010