Awards
The Jane Austen or E.L. James (or Walter White?) Award for Chemistry
Runner-up: Carly Rae and Whats-Her-Bucket.
Dec 19, 2012
Awards
The White Stag Award for Portland As Fuckest Song of the Year
Runner-up: AU’s Both Lights, which is like one big song!
Dec 18, 2012
Awards
The Huston and Hawks Award for Most Bana-Noirs Video of the Year
Runner-up: Chromatics, “Lady”
Dec 18, 2012
Awards
Lifetime Achievement Award for Greatest Contributions to the Low "C" String
Runner-up: whoever did Justin Beiber slowed down 800% (I know it’s three years old, I only just finished it).
Dec 18, 2012
Awards
Y'all Kids Should Have More Respect for Yer Elders Award
Runners-up: Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart.
Dec 18, 2012
Awards
The "Love Actually" Award for Holiday Pap That Actually Serves a Purpose
Runner-up: pillows in the ears.
Dec 18, 2012
Awards
The Myths About Lightning Award for Never Releasing Under the Same Name Twice
Runner-up: Captain Murphy’s Duality.
Dec 17, 2012
Awards
The NSFW Award for Song That Gets Me Too Greasy in My Office Slacks
Runner-up: Holly Herndon’s “Breathe.”
Dec 17, 2012