Top 10 Gimmicks for the Next Matmos Album

They’ve tackled the Ol’ West, plastic surgery, the British and American Civil Wars, lives of dynamic gay people, and, for their latest, taken a vow of synthesizer-only chastity. I present to you a list of ideas for their future releases, keeping in mind that the “batshit crazy sex noises” concept has already been snatched up by Nymphomatriarch (Venetian Snares & Hecate), while food and its politics was done by Matthew Herbert (on Plat Du Jour).

10. Flatulence during sex.

Possible album title: Farts and Bones

9. Getting drunk and playing video games.

Possible album title: Schnapps and Snood

8. Youtube celebrities.

Possible album title: Leave Matmos Alone!!!!!!

7. Björk gets her hair did.

Possible album title: Dead Cells Sells

6. Recordings of hipsters not listening to Simon & Garfunkel

Possible album title: The Sound of Silence

5. George W. Bush stuttering over big words

Possible album title: Unilateral Enunciation

4. Field recordings from inside the coffins of dead gay poets

Possible album title: Boned By Whitman

3. Samples from Oval CDs with Baroque paintings drawn on them in chalk

Possible album title: Masterpicesche

2. Samples from field recordings of a bris.

Possible album title: Circumsituation (For Skin)

1. Post-modern mashup of Duran Duran and Duran Duran Duran

Possible album title: Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran