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Pitchfork Music Festival 2008: Photo Round-up :: 2

By The Staff & Kristen Schuster | 8 August 2008

All pictures by Kristen Schuster

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Dizzee Rascal(‘s Hype Man and DJ)

Hi, I’m Dizzee Rascal’s hype man!

I, also, am Dizzee Rascal’s hype man.

I, on the other hand, am his DJ.

Heeeyyy, it’s me again.

TOGETHER, WE ARE DIZZEE RASCAL’S HYPE MAN!

Now get your damn hands up, white people. We’ve gotta do a bird call in order to get Diz to come out.

HEALTH

His own music just kicked him in the balls.

Emo perfectly distills itself in a breakthrough moment: actual crying, four minutes at a time.

His other hand is fingering Vampire Weekend.

Guys, wait, I dropped a contact lens!

Jarvis Cocker

Hey, I found some other guitarist’s contact lens.

Guy smoked everyone at Guitar Hero.

Lifting his mic from its stand and preparing to belt, Jarvis suddenly becomes mesmerized by the empty cup of the microphone holder thingy…

Is that…yeah, that Purdom kid’s scribbling in his stupid little notebook again.

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