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Top 15 Entries More Relevant Than CMG on Wikipedia

By Dom Sinacola | 1 July 2008

As Ed Kowalczyk once asked, “Where did I go wrong?”

15. Rickrolling

Overall, Astley is fine with the phenomenon, although he finds it a little “bizarre” and only hopes that his daughter receives no embarrassment over it.

14. Turducken

John Madden, now of NBC Sunday Night Football, often references the turducken around Thanksgiving time as it is his favorite dish over the regular traditional turkey. While working for Fox in the mid to late 1990’s, Madden would show his own turducken on TV during the Thanksgiving football games.

13. Celebrity sex tape

The following is a list of famous sex tapes. The listing is in alphabetical order, dicted by the last name of the famous women involved. When a woman appears twice, the order is arranged by the last name of the males. Example, Pamela Anderson is listed first and second (arranged by last name of the males). Colin Farrell and ex-girlfriend, playmate Nicole Narain’s sex tape is listed under Nicole’s last name. The tapes involving non famous women (groupies, girlfriends, or wives of famous men) appear in order by the male’s last name. Kid Rock and Scott Stapp’s sex tape appear under Robert Ritchie (Rock’s last name)

12. Lumpawarrump

Lumpawarrump (born c. 9 BBY), also known as Lumpy, and later in life, Lumpawaroo or Waroo, is a fictional character of the Star Wars universe. Lumpawarrump is a male child Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. He is the son of Chewbacca and Mallatobuck, and is the grandson of Attichitcuk.

11. Heelys

There is a National Pro team for Heelys which consists of David Chau, Hailey H.,Brian M., AJ Roth, Danny M., Stefan, Nikolai, Austin P., and Kody.

10. Corrupted Blood

In March 2007, Ran D Balicer, an epidemiologist physician at the Ben-Gurion University in Israel, published an article in the Journal Epidemiology describing the similarities between this outbreak and the recent SARS and avian influenza outbreaks.

9. Star Sisterz

Not all of the activities can be completed in the confines of a home; many require visiting the mall or other location, and hence may not be able to done immediately.

8. Hug

Spooning is a cuddling position, a kind of hugging when both the hugger and the hugged persons face the same direction, i.e., the front of one person is in contact with the back of the second one.

7. Moss Man

Moss Man’s incredible powers help He-Man save the day, his power over all forms of vegetation able to overcome just about any obstacle.

6. Zanta

He has stated a desire to do pushups “anywhere where someone would look,” in his quest for notoriety. To that end, Zancai has been successful

5. Bruce Vilanch

4. Meet the Spartans

Leonidas uses the “Five Point Palm Heart Exploding Technique” on Dane Cook.

3. May 30

1806 – Andrew Jackson kills Charles Dickinson in a duel after Dickinson had accused Jackson’s wife of bigamy.

2. Fart lighting

A major drawback of this popular practice is that it usually involves the hazardous coupling of fire, combustible gases and inebriated participants…Such experiments typically occur on camping trips and single-sex group residences, such as tree-houses, dormitories, or fraternity houses.

Also see: Panty raid

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Sigh. I hate myself.