Features | Articles
Top 20 CMG Slogans
By Scott Reid | 29 June 2008
or Our Favorite In-Jokes With Zero Context:
TIE: 20a. Fuck my review on there
20b. fuck i mailed them a record
19. Explosive kegs between our legs
18. writin’ dirty
17. Personal blunts? Like, one for each dude? That’s decadent
16. martin luther king – hippies – mountaints – 9/11 – truck – firemen – puppies – truck – hardon – truck – truck – flag – truck – chevy
15. Over 10,000 Seth Cohens Served
14. Expect the Best, Accept the Worst
13. i’m going to buy cripple crow just to throw it in the trash
12. Guys, let’s promise to never ever sue each other
11. Apparently we’re only nutsacks
10. The longest everything in rock criticism
9. Shitty promos, witty banter, and the undying respect of our peers only goes so far
8. Four out of five defamation lawyers read CMG
7. Working fine until it became porn a few days ago
6. We’re not competent, but we’re terrific
5. The Porky’s of music criticism
4. Janking links; a real badass in my knit sweaters
3. She asked me what I was doing. I told her I had a music festival to go to
2. Obviously not in your time zone
1. I lost my virginity to total fucking silence