Awards
The Ashlee Simpson Award for Saturday Night Live Vocal Performance that Should Have Been Lip-Synced
Runner-up: his second song
Dec 19, 2008
Awards
The Janes Addiction's Strays Award for Utterly Inessential Reunion Album That Still Justifies Its Existence as an Excuse to Tour
Runner-up: New Kids!
Dec 19, 2008
Awards
The Stan Marsh Award for an Album so Beautiful that Talking About It Made me Want to Throw up, So Instead I Shut up
Runners-up: Alex pounding in Kate’s belly, shit was like a Boredoms concert or something
Dec 19, 2008
Awards
The "We Have The Facts and We’re Voting Yes" Award for Title Track of the Year
Runner-up: “Chinese Democracy.” Yeah, it rained on polling day.
Dec 19, 2008
Awards
The Not David Byrne Award for Classical Score by a Rock Music Icon that Doesn't Actually Suck
Runner-up: No Country For Old Men…psych!
Dec 19, 2008
Awards
The Most Famous and/or Contentious (on the Internet) Album Made by People I Kind of Halfway Know (on the Internet) Award
Runners-up: Dominique Leone, Tila Tequila
Dec 19, 2008
Awards
My Friends' and Neighbors' Least Favorite Song of 2008
Runner-up: A milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli
Dec 18, 2008
Awards
Best Musical Sampling of the Mesopotamian Inter-war Period
Runner-up: Matmos, maybe? This is pretty much it.
Dec 18, 2008
Awards
The Second Annual American Gangster Award...
Runner-up: Metallica’s Death Magnetic. But it’s a distant second.
Dec 18, 2008