Awards
The “HAAOW, SWAY!?!?” Award for Theatricality in Crybabying
Bonus award: Year’s Best Kanye Remix!
Dec 17, 2013
Awards
The Class of '93 Award for Least Changed Since High School
Runner-up: Pearl Jam, except Eddie Vedder has that goatee now.
Dec 17, 2013
Awards
The Dark Lord Sauron Award for Missing Our Chance to Seize the One True Ring to Bind Us All
Runner-up: Robag Wruhme’s remixes of “California Analog Dream.”
Dec 16, 2013
Awards
The "Whoa, Dark Side of the Moon Really DOES Sync up to The Wizard of Oz" Award for Melting the Faces of College Freshmen
Runner-up: Harsh Toke.
Dec 14, 2013
Awards
The "This is What Technocracy Looks Like" Award for Best Use of the Skype Startup Sound in Music
Runner-up: James Ferraro’s “Global Lunch,” which is actually from 2011 but you try finding something more recent.
Dec 14, 2013
Awards
The Mark Kozelek Award for Slow Dancing With Grouchy Commuters
Runner-up: Laurel Halo’s dad.
Dec 13, 2013
Awards
The "No, Fuck YOU, Upstairs Neighbors" Award for Blowing Out My Computer Speakers on Two Separate Occasions
Runner-up: Banging on the ceiling with a skillet.
Dec 13, 2013
Awards
The Tri-Annual Steve Mason Can't Get Himself Arrested in North America Award
Runner-up: The Regal Years.
Dec 13, 2013