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Awards

The Licentiousness Award

Consider the shitty mask and lack of pants.

Dec 17, 2009

Awards

The Incompetence in Contrasting Happy Music and Depressing Lyrics Award

Is that “fuck suicide” like a command or a noun?

Dec 17, 2009

Awards

The “Proper Music” Award For Conservatism Done Well

Sounds…fun?

Dec 17, 2009

Awards

The Obligatory Violent Death in Toph's One Act Play Award

or “The Situation Acts out a Sight Gag from The Simpsons before Being Killed in the Blast Fires of Armageddon.”

Dec 17, 2009

Awards

The "Yeah, this sounds like a Doves record" Award

Remember the first time you heard “Cedar Room”? Well, forget that.

Dec 16, 2009

Awards

The Most Reminiscent of Election Day 2004 Award

Before you know it, it sucks.

Dec 16, 2009

Awards

The Number of the Beast Award for Best Album Only 2/3 Any Good

Somewhere Conrad nods knowingly.

Dec 16, 2009

Awards

The D.O.A. Award for Most Hate-Worthy Instance of Auto-Tuned Singing

Moment of silence.

Dec 16, 2009

Awards

The 2009 Soundtrack of the Year Award

Dedicated to Robert Bresson.

Dec 16, 2009
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