Awards
The Madonna Award For Public Displays of Disgust with Ex-Partners
Runner-up: Kanye
Dec 20, 2008
Awards
The Throwing Ritter A Bone Award for Sweet Little Pop Record That Captured My Heart
Runner-up: not as coy or overtly childish, but HILOTRONS.
Dec 20, 2008
Awards
The "I Will Die In This Snow" Award for Grimy Rap Track That Will Aid in Scraping Through Another Winter
Runner-up: this awesome new Wu tape
Dec 20, 2008
Awards
Award for Most Uplifting Bummer of a Record that Somehow Manages to Make Your Morning Commute More Tolerable
Runner-up: Deer Tick, still
Dec 20, 2008
Awards
The Beanie Sigel Award for Mainstream Rap Album that Only I (and maybe Colin) Truly Understand
Runner-up: everything else on MTV Jams
Dec 19, 2008
Awards
The Miley Cyrus Award For Teenage Bounciness Through Music
Runner-up: Be Your Own Pet’s Get Awkward
Dec 19, 2008
Awards
THE ED BANGER AWARD FOR MASTERING OF AN ELECTRO/HOUSE/POP RECORDING
Runner-up: that POS truck that drives by my window every morning at 7, get a muffler asshole
Dec 19, 2008
Awards
The Pineapple Express Award for Most Year-Defining Single that was Actually Released in 2007
Runner-up: any 2007 song about Barack Obama
Dec 19, 2008