Awards
The My Junior Prom Award for Being Sad on the Dance Floor
Runner-up: Darlene Schermerhorn, wherever you are.
Dec 12, 2013
Awards
The Rodney Dangerfield Award for We Can’t Get No Respect
Runner-up: Kanye West. (Just kidding.)
Dec 11, 2013
Awards
The "It's Not You, It's Me" Award
Runner-up: My stress-related inability to watch Breaking Bad.
Dec 11, 2013
Awards
The Tenuous and Highly Anecdotal Neil Young Award for Best Grindcore Record
Runner-up: Iron Lung’s White Glove Test.
Dec 10, 2013
Awards
The Damian Lewis Award for Breaking the Ginger Color Barrier in the Arts
Runner-up: Michael Fassbender’s beard.
Dec 10, 2013
Awards
The Peter Krause is Still a Man! Award for “Tearing” Up
Runner-up: Tearjerker, Hiding.
Dec 19, 2012
Awards
The “Bangs A Make Her Dance” Award for Hot Girl Exceptionalism
Runner-up: that girl Julie who deigned to let me flirt with her freshman year. Hey Julie, I’m on the internet!
Dec 19, 2012
Awards
The Gonorrhea Award for Year's Most Unexpected Slow Burn
Runner-up: Grand Salvo’s Slay Me In My Sleep.
Dec 19, 2012
Awards
The Jane Austen or E.L. James (or Walter White?) Award for Chemistry
Runner-up: Carly Rae and Whats-Her-Bucket.
Dec 19, 2012