Awards
The "Suck It, Activision" Award for Best Interactive Musical Experience This Side of Playing an Actual Instrument
Runner-up: doing hallucinogens while listening to Grimes.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Jean-Luc Godard Award for Best Self-Conscious Meta-Mixtape
Runner-up: putting a bunch of A$AP Rocky and Oneohtrix Point Never on your iPod, hitting shuffle.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Godfuckingdammit Award for Album I Wanted to Write About All Year That Leaked Right in the Middle of Important Shit I Have to Do
Runner-up: oh, and great, now my fucking toilet’s broken!
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Second Annual Voxtrot Award for Killing It Dangerously Hard with Pre-Debut EPs
Runner-up: Black and Brown, maybe? Hope not.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Michele Bachmann Award for Transparent Attempts at Populism
Runner-up: John Fleming, R-LA’s line of subway shops.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Aaliyah-Timberlake Award for Progressive R&B/Pop Jam That Demands the Existence of More Progressive R&B/Pop Jams
Runner-up: Chet WISHES there was a runner-up.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Everybody Dance Award for Our Inevitable Fulfillment of a Titular Request
Runner-up: not that John Maus album, ‘cause we have editors for that.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Rammstein Award for Having Obscure Space Debris Commemorate One's Art
Runner-up: um, each individual Beatle, apparently.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Hard Work Doesn’t Pay, Go Ahead and Touch the Cornballer Award for the Death of the American Dream
Runner-up: Curren$y, obvs, because no one came out with a “Top 50 Curren$y Mixtapes of 2011” list.
Dec 14, 2011