Awards
The "Wait, TV on the Radio Put Out an Album This Year?" Award
Runner-up: Bright Eyes!
Dec 14, 2011
Awards
The Over Before It Began Award for Hyping Bands Seven Months Before They Even Record Their Debut
Runner-up: 2018’s Best New Artist, who is a cyborg.
Dec 14, 2011
Awards
The "Hipster At Heart" Award for the Only Album in 2011 to Make Two Separate References to Adolescent Rap Duo Kriss Kross
Runner-up: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Dec 14, 2011
Awards
The Rehearsing My Choir Award For Ill-Conceived Musical Projects That, Improbably, Turned Out To Be Worse Than Everyone Expected
Runner-up: David Lynch’s music career.
Dec 14, 2011
Awards
The Art for People Who Don’t Like Art Award
Runner-up: that time Marianne Faithfull sang on Metallica’s Reload.
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
The Jordin Sparks Award for Special Achievement in Labored, Horrible Metaphor
Runner-up: Drake’s “Underground Kings.” That’s a metaphor, right?
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
The "Move Your Feet" Award for Best Song by a Buzz Band We Otherwise Don't Give a Shit About
Runners-up: Yuck’s “Get Away”; most of that new Drums record if they still count.
Dec 13, 2011