Awards
The Most Famous and/or Contentious (on the Internet) Album Made by People I Kind of Halfway Know (on the Internet) Award
Runners-up: Dominique Leone, Tila Tequila
Dec 19, 2008
Awards
My Friends' and Neighbors' Least Favorite Song of 2008
Runner-up: A milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli
Dec 18, 2008
Awards
Best Musical Sampling of the Mesopotamian Inter-war Period
Runner-up: Matmos, maybe? This is pretty much it.
Dec 18, 2008
Awards
The Second Annual American Gangster Award...
Runner-up: Metallica’s Death Magnetic. But it’s a distant second.
Dec 18, 2008
Awards
The Alka-Seltzer Award for Most Uplifting Hangover Anthem
Runner-up: water and more sleep
Dec 18, 2008
Awards
Best Christmas Album for Coal-Fired David Fincher Fans
Runner-up: Brad Pitt in the upper-mid-‘90s
Dec 18, 2008
Awards
Best GPS For Drowsy Singletons, 02:00:00 - 02:59:59, 01.01.09 Award
Runner-up: falling asleep in an alley with your fly unzipped
Dec 18, 2008