Awards
The Zoom-Zoom Award
Runner-up: the steady whisper of a sewing machine operated by a cute, token Korean boy
Dec 18, 2008
Awards
Most Absurd Hip-Hop Album That's Not Tha Carter III Award
Runners-up: Geometry Wars 2, Dedication 3
Dec 16, 2008
Awards
2008’s Soundtrack to the Winter Inhaling the Air From Your Lungs while the Canadian Government Crumbles Award
Runner-up: Conrad wailing alone in his car
Dec 16, 2008
Awards
Best Candidate for the Flagship Album of an "Original Run" Series that Doesn't Involve Supporting An Evil Corporation Award
Runner-up: Same album, driving somewhere instead
Dec 16, 2008
Awards
The Award for Somehow Being Far Shittier than Common's Super-Shitty Finding Forever
Runner-up: Koch Records
Dec 16, 2008
Awards
The Sky Blue Sky Award
Runners-up: Sun Kil Moon’s April and falling asleep before Jay Leno.
Dec 16, 2008
Awards
The Unholy Child of Post-Rock and Noise Award
Runner-up: a slowly malfunctioning space heater
Dec 16, 2008
Awards
The "Yes, I'm a Pop Album" Award for Most Frontloaded Record
Runner-up: Not …Sasha Fierce
Dec 16, 2008