Awards
The Raw Power Award For Dubious Achievements in Production Values
Runner-up: that Springsteen debacle.
Dec 15, 2012
Awards
The High Expectations Award for Lee Ranaldo’s Of Fucking Course We’re Not Going to Talk About Gun Laws Today
Runner-up: whatever the German word is for “arguing with someone about global warming on a spot where the Belmar boardwalk used to be.”
Dec 14, 2012
Awards
The Second Annual Hard Work Doesn’t Pay, Go Ahead and Touch the Cornballer Award for the Death of the American Dream
Runner-up: Robert Pollard’s two solo albums
Dec 14, 2012
Awards
The Lowered Expectations Award for an Album Far Better Than It Has Any Right to Be
Runner-up: Kaiser Chiefs!
Dec 14, 2012
Awards
The Martin Prince Snapdragon Award for Unintentional Yet Enthusiastic Challenges to Heternormative Signifiers
Runner-up: “I Am One” used as bumper music during Super Bowl XLV!
Dec 12, 2012
Awards
The "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" Award
Runner-up: the Dismemberment Pl…wait, what?
Dec 12, 2012