Awards
Y'all Kids Should Have More Respect for Yer Elders Award
Runners-up: Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart.
Dec 18, 2012
Awards
The "Love Actually" Award for Holiday Pap That Actually Serves a Purpose
Runner-up: pillows in the ears.
Dec 18, 2012
Awards
The Myths About Lightning Award for Never Releasing Under the Same Name Twice
Runner-up: Captain Murphy’s Duality.
Dec 17, 2012
Awards
The NSFW Award for Song That Gets Me Too Greasy in My Office Slacks
Runner-up: Holly Herndon’s “Breathe.”
Dec 17, 2012
Awards
The Police and Crime Commissioner Elections Award for Event in London that I Probably Should Have Gone To
Runner-up: the Olympics.
Dec 17, 2012
Awards
The Human Centipede Award for Defying Basic Principles of Autonomy
Runner-up: Cher’s 2045 comeback.
Dec 16, 2012
Awards
The Shakespeare of Sixteens Award for Guest Rapper of the Year
Runner-up: not Drake.
Dec 15, 2012
Awards
The Raw Power Award For Dubious Achievements in Production Values
Runner-up: that Springsteen debacle.
Dec 15, 2012