Awards
The Art for People Who Don’t Like Art Award
Runner-up: that time Marianne Faithfull sang on Metallica’s Reload.
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
The Jordin Sparks Award for Special Achievement in Labored, Horrible Metaphor
Runner-up: Drake’s “Underground Kings.” That’s a metaphor, right?
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
The "Move Your Feet" Award for Best Song by a Buzz Band We Otherwise Don't Give a Shit About
Runners-up: Yuck’s “Get Away”; most of that new Drums record if they still count.
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
The Raylan Givens Award for Manly Man Rock and Roll
Runner-up: the less anticipated lost Tad record.
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
The "Fuck Tyler" Award for Diamonds (Of God) in the Rough
Runner-up: whatever crew El-P should start based off Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire’s “The Last Huzzah” remix.
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
The "I'm not scared / I'm outta here" Award
Runner-up: …White Stripes? LCD Soundsystem? Enh.
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
Extra Special Yeah Award for the Best Hip-Hop-ish Album of the Year
Runner-up: Miila & the Geeks’ New Age. Also potentially crippling.
Dec 12, 2011