Awards
The I Am Irrevocably Disturbed For Having Chaperoned A High School Dance Where The DJ Played This Song Award
Lindsay hopes that writing this is the first step in purging it from her mind forever.
Dec 17, 2009
Awards
The “Keanu Reeves in Dogstar” Award for Credible Shift into Indie Rock
Runners up: Joaquin Phoenix’s Stickin’ It 2 Diddy: Live from Psychiatric, everything by Miley Cyrus.
Dec 17, 2009
Awards
The I Was Briefly Not Embarrassed to be From New Jersey While Watching MTV Award
Award for best link-within-an-award: that Thurston Moore/Beck interview.
Dec 17, 2009
Awards
The Incompetence in Contrasting Happy Music and Depressing Lyrics Award
Is that “fuck suicide” like a command or a noun?
Dec 17, 2009
Awards
The Obligatory Violent Death in Toph's One Act Play Award
or “The Situation Acts out a Sight Gag from The Simpsons before Being Killed in the Blast Fires of Armageddon.”
Awards
The "Yeah, this sounds like a Doves record" Award
Remember the first time you heard “Cedar Room”? Well, forget that.
Dec 16, 2009