Awards
The Soy Bomb Award for Reassuring Institutional Irrelevance
Runner-up: the VMAs. At least they had the meat dress.
Dec 07, 2010
Awards
The Curmudgeon’s Award for Sleeping Through a Crazy Parade
Runner-up: the cast from Jersey Shore.
Dec 07, 2010
Awards
The Everybody Needs an Editor, Perhaps Terry Gilliam Could Introduce You to One Award
Runner-up: Sufjan. Oh god, Sufjan.
Dec 07, 2010
Awards
The Voxtrot Award for Killing It Dangerously Hard with Pre-Debut EPs
Runner-up: Kenton Slash Demon. His first two, anyway.
Dec 06, 2010
Awards
The Jean-Luc Godard Award For Best Self-Conscious Meta-Mixtape
Runner-up: Girl Talk’s All Day. Just kidding, that sucked.
Dec 06, 2010
Awards
The David Bowie Fountain of Youth Award
Runner-up: anyone who admits to liking Four Loko.
Dec 06, 2010
Awards
The Tony Hayward Award for 2010's Direst Mistake
Runner-up: all those times we made fun of how Bradford Cox smelled.
Dec 06, 2010
Awards
The Alabama Hot Pocket Award for Bedroom Innovation
We, uh, don’t recommend you look that up on Urban Dictionary.
Dec 06, 2010