Awards
The #Winning Award for Worst Musician Twitter Account of the Year
Runners-up: bestycoastyy; domband; and for sheer boredom, jamesblake and WILCO
Awards
The Medical-Grade Titanium Award for Record Most Likely to Induce a Head-On Collision
Runner-up: Lulu, but only if the word “self-inflicted” is added.
Dec 16, 2011
Awards
Toph's Semi-Annual Award for a Great New Jersey Based Band He's Friends of Friends With
Runner-up: Phillip Roth’s Nemesis audiobook.
Dec 16, 2011
Awards
The "Suck It, Activision" Award for Best Interactive Musical Experience This Side of Playing an Actual Instrument
Runner-up: doing hallucinogens while listening to Grimes.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Jean-Luc Godard Award for Best Self-Conscious Meta-Mixtape
Runner-up: putting a bunch of A$AP Rocky and Oneohtrix Point Never on your iPod, hitting shuffle.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Godfuckingdammit Award for Album I Wanted to Write About All Year That Leaked Right in the Middle of Important Shit I Have to Do
Runner-up: oh, and great, now my fucking toilet’s broken!
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Second Annual Voxtrot Award for Killing It Dangerously Hard with Pre-Debut EPs
Runner-up: Black and Brown, maybe? Hope not.
Dec 15, 2011