Awards
The Michele Bachmann Award for Transparent Attempts at Populism
Runner-up: John Fleming, R-LA’s line of subway shops.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Aaliyah-Timberlake Award for Progressive R&B/Pop Jam That Demands the Existence of More Progressive R&B/Pop Jams
Runner-up: Chet WISHES there was a runner-up.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Everybody Dance Award for Our Inevitable Fulfillment of a Titular Request
Runner-up: not that John Maus album, ‘cause we have editors for that.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Rammstein Award for Having Obscure Space Debris Commemorate One's Art
Runner-up: um, each individual Beatle, apparently.
Dec 15, 2011
Awards
The Hard Work Doesn’t Pay, Go Ahead and Touch the Cornballer Award for the Death of the American Dream
Runner-up: Curren$y, obvs, because no one came out with a “Top 50 Curren$y Mixtapes of 2011” list.
Dec 14, 2011
Awards
The "Wait, TV on the Radio Put Out an Album This Year?" Award
Runner-up: Bright Eyes!
Dec 14, 2011
Awards
The Over Before It Began Award for Hyping Bands Seven Months Before They Even Record Their Debut
Runner-up: 2018’s Best New Artist, who is a cyborg.
Dec 14, 2011
Awards
The "Hipster At Heart" Award for the Only Album in 2011 to Make Two Separate References to Adolescent Rap Duo Kriss Kross
Runner-up: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Dec 14, 2011