Awards
The Rehearsing My Choir Award For Ill-Conceived Musical Projects That, Improbably, Turned Out To Be Worse Than Everyone Expected
Runner-up: David Lynch’s music career.
Dec 14, 2011
Awards
The Art for People Who Don’t Like Art Award
Runner-up: that time Marianne Faithfull sang on Metallica’s Reload.
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
The Jordin Sparks Award for Special Achievement in Labored, Horrible Metaphor
Runner-up: Drake’s “Underground Kings.” That’s a metaphor, right?
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
The "Move Your Feet" Award for Best Song by a Buzz Band We Otherwise Don't Give a Shit About
Runners-up: Yuck’s “Get Away”; most of that new Drums record if they still count.
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
The Raylan Givens Award for Manly Man Rock and Roll
Runner-up: the less anticipated lost Tad record.
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
The "Fuck Tyler" Award for Diamonds (Of God) in the Rough
Runner-up: whatever crew El-P should start based off Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire’s “The Last Huzzah” remix.
Dec 13, 2011