Awards
The "I'm not scared / I'm outta here" Award
Runner-up: …White Stripes? LCD Soundsystem? Enh.
Dec 13, 2011
Awards
Extra Special Yeah Award for the Best Hip-Hop-ish Album of the Year
Runner-up: Miila & the Geeks’ New Age. Also potentially crippling.
Dec 12, 2011
Awards
The RuPaul's Drag Race Award for the Year's Most Convincing Approximation of Women
Runners-up: these guys’ three other EPs this year.
Dec 12, 2011
Awards
The Gives New Meaning to Guilty Pleasure Award
Runner-up: collecting porn from the ’70s because you insist it says something important about culture.
Dec 12, 2011
Awards
The Close-Call Award for the One Good Song on an Otherwise Terrible Record
Runner-up: “Penny Hardaway.”
Dec 12, 2011
Awards
The Real Talk Award for Most Honest Communication in a R&B Non-Single
Runner-up: the inevitable Soula Coaster: The Story of Me audiobook.
Dec 12, 2011
Awards
The Michael Keaton in Multiplicity Award for Cloning Your Own Album
Runners-up: Ceremonials by Florence and the Machine (Very Deluxe Edition); taking LSD in a country chateaux.
Dec 12, 2011